ЗАБАВНО

[ROCCO]

[ROCCO]

[ROCCO]

[ROCCO]

[Чък Норис]

Ако животът ти поднесе лимони, портокали, грейпфрути или грозде... Не се еб*вай с бирата!

[DON Джолан]

"Умирай трудно" на македонски:

[ROCCO]

[Чък Норис]

[иво колев]

интернет сайтове като планетна карта

[BOBIKAT]

[gentu]

Асен Блатечки като малък

[Чушкопека]

Злобарка по пернишки: копаеш дупка в земята, слагаш си члена в нея и чакаш да те разтърси.

[slaitt]

Зомбита плашат хората

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[MasterLee]

[FONT="]This Kid will go far...[/FONT]
  [FONT="]This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's restaurant in Florida; andthey hired him because he was so honest and funny![/FONT]
  [FONT="]NAME[/FONT]
  [FONT="]: Greg Bulmash.[/FONT]
  [FONT="]SEX:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.[/FONT]
  [FONT="]DESIRED POSITION:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I wasin a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.[/FONT]
  [FONT="]DESIRED SALARY:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]$185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.[/FONT]
  [FONT="]EDUCATION:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]Yes.[/FONT]
  [FONT="]LAST POSITION HELD:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]Target for middle management hostility.[/FONT]
  [FONT="]SALARY:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]Less than I'm worth.[/FONT]
  [FONT="]MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]My incredible collection of stolen pens and 'post-it' notes.[/FONT]
  [FONT="]REASON FOR LEAVING:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]It sucked.[/FONT]
  [FONT="] AVAILABLE FOR WORK:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]Of course. That's why I'm applying.[/FONT]
  [FONT="]PREFERRED HOURS:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]1:30 – 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.[/FONT]
  [FONT="]DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.[/FONT]
  [FONT="]MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]If I had one, would I be here?[/FONT]
  [FONT="]DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO50lbs?:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]50lbs. of what?[/FONT]
  [FONT="]DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]I think the appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" [/FONT]
  [FONT="]HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.[/FONT]
  [FONT="]DO YOU SMOKE?:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.[/FONT]
  [FONT="]WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]doing that now.[/FONT]
  [FONT="]DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]Yes. Absolutely.[/FONT]
  [FONT="]SIGN HERE:[/FONT]
  [FONT="]Aries.[/FONT]
[FONT="]
[/FONT]

[BOBIKAT]

[FONT="]This Kid will go far...[/FONT]
[FONT="]This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's restaurant in Florida; andthey hired him because he was so honest and funny![/FONT]
[FONT="]NAME[/FONT]
[FONT="]: Greg Bulmash.[/FONT]
[FONT="]SEX:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.[/FONT]
[FONT="]DESIRED POSITION:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I wasin a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.[/FONT]
[FONT="]DESIRED SALARY:[/FONT]
[FONT="]$185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.[/FONT]
[FONT="]EDUCATION:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Yes.[/FONT]
[FONT="]LAST POSITION HELD:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Target for middle management hostility.[/FONT]
[FONT="]SALARY:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Less than I'm worth.[/FONT]
[FONT="]MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:[/FONT]
[FONT="]My incredible collection of stolen pens and 'post-it' notes.[/FONT]
[FONT="]REASON FOR LEAVING:[/FONT]
[FONT="]It sucked.[/FONT]
[FONT="]AVAILABLE FOR WORK:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Of course. That's why I'm applying.[/FONT]
[FONT="]PREFERRED HOURS:[/FONT]
[FONT="]1:30 – 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.[/FONT]
[FONT="]DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.[/FONT]
[FONT="]MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:[/FONT]
[FONT="]If I had one, would I be here?[/FONT]
[FONT="]DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO50lbs?:[/FONT]
[FONT="]50lbs. of what?[/FONT]
[FONT="]DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:[/FONT]
[FONT="]I think the appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" [/FONT]
[FONT="]HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:[/FONT]
[FONT="]I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.[/FONT]
[FONT="]DO YOU SMOKE?:[/FONT]
[FONT="]On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.[/FONT]
[FONT="]WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously[/FONT][FONT="]wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be[/FONT][FONT="]doing that now.[/FONT]
[FONT="]DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Yes. Absolutely.[/FONT]
[FONT="]SIGN HERE:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Aries.[/FONT]
[FONT="][/FONT]